Well the people have spoken and cast their initial votes. The talented few move on to a second round where it is to be hoped that the voting is perhaps not quite so split. Who will be able to jump ahead of the field? Who will be able to send those others out west into the Headline winterland? Who will the public acclaim as THE Headline writer of the NOT 606 Forum? Time and votes will tell just like Chippy after an evening with his paramour, JPF. 1. You only have one vote. 2. You can vote for yourself. 3. You are voting for the BEST headline. 4. On this occasion you can change your vote. 5. If there is a tie I will have the deciding vote against which there is no appeal or whining. My decision is based on all relevant factors that I think are relevant. May the best headline win.
Well the people have spoken again. They have been mumbling but it's still time to name the winner. Once again there appears, on first glance, to be a tie. Once again we have asked a fair, independent and, most of all, honest member of the Forum to adjudicate. Step forward Trevor. No Chance has two votes but who voted for him? It turns out to be the two Forum members of that Far East betting syndicate. The nefarious leader Jak Attack and his puppet No Chance. The authorities have been notified and No Chance has been disqualified. This Game unlike The FA Cup Prediction Game is not prepared to be involved with cheating and will always make a public stand against it. Heed has also received two votes but who is Heed? No-one really knows. How many names has he had? Why so many names? What is he hiding? Or is he hiding? As stated on so many occasions this Game stands for openness and integrity. This Game is not prepared to allow potential criminals to win and take glory from being known as the Headliner of the Week. This Game is not a "Spanish" haven for those of questionable backgrounds. Accordingly, Heed is disqualified for his lack of openness. Wham Boy has two votes as well. But let's look closer. Wham Boy has not even voted for himself. Whisper it carelessly but a sign that even he didn't rate his entry. He also has a vote from G. Is this Forum of such low standards that G is seen to be capable of identifying a winning Headline? Not under my watch. For those sound and fair reasons Wham Boy has been disqualified. We, therefore, look to see the only entry of worth which is untainted by any claims of villainy is from that man Sebb and if I can say so a brilliant entry it was which means that I am pleased to announce That the winner of the Boing Boing Headline Game is Well, what can I say
Fully deserved winner, Trevor, Sebb, Penfold.....??? Thankfully that cheating twat Heed or whatever his name is today didn't win.
