Body Mass Index

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I've lost a bit of weight so checked my BMI and it reckons a "healthy" weight for me would be 7st 13lbs.

    Get. F.ucked.

    Me? Under 8 stone? I'd look like something out of Belsen if I was that thin.

    At least I am not morbidly obese any longer and the bitch tits have dropped from a C cup to an A.

    How do you shape up you fat c.unts?
     
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    Get taller you midget !
     
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    pud Well-Known Member

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    BMI is a lot of ****e

    height v weight

    doesn’t take into account build at all... broad , narrow , long legs , head size (Lian)
     
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  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I am resigned to the fact that no matter how much weight I lose I will always look like a fatty because I'm a short arse.
     
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    pud Well-Known Member

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    I’m overweight , as you will have read , but luckily I’m 5 11.5. So , I don’t look like a fat ****. Well too much of a fat ****.

    my weight fluctuates like ****. I go from to being a fat bastard to overweight a bit easily ...

    right now , got a chin and a belly !
     
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  6. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Thing is if you lost weight and got in shape you have the potential to be a nearly six foot fanny magnet. I can lose 5 stone and still look like Eddie Large and will be hanging around the over 50's night club looking for a burd who still has her own teeth. If I'm lucky.

    Short Lives Matter
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You disgust me
     
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    BMI is utter nonsense.

    I'm 6' 1" tall and fairly slim. My doctor said that BMI indicated I was overweight. So I told the fat **** to get ****ed and have a nice day.
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Haven't weighed myself in years, think I'm about 12 and a half stone
     
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    EasterRoad1980 Well-Known Member

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    Roughly the same weight as me.

    But you're 4'2" are you not Ciaran?
     
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  12. DMD

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    I worked out the Drs always ask you loads of questions to find out what you like, and then tell you to have less of it.

    My answers to their questions showed that I was a teetotal, none smoking, vegan that exercised very regularly. They said I could do to lose a few pounds, and suggested I had smaller portions.

    I said that's cool, basically you're telling me to eat less fruit and vegetables then. I couldn't quite catch what it was they muttered in response.
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    5 foot 9 drew, you a 6 footer right enough? I'd you down as a wee guy
     
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  14. EasterRoad1980

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    Only joking buddy. Yeah, truthfully I am 6'1".

    It's all just numbers though.

    We are all just prawns in game of life.
     
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    I am bang on the money for my BMI <ok>
     
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  16. Toby

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    Balding Mongo Index?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Does Snowwhite know you're on here, Dopey?
     
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  18. HRH Custard VC

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    Something like that, its at -10, I hope thats good
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I'm about 2 stone heavier than I should be and 2 stone lighter than I used to be.
    Think the only way I can shift that extra weight is to cut down alcohol to just weekends and do more exercise as already eating salads for lunch.
    Someone brought a tub of Quality Street in to office today and I reckon I had about 15. Just checked and that's about 650 calories. FFS!
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh>
     
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