Body Guards have you ever been one?

fasinating watching bodyguards on tv now just wondering have anyone done any of this and how tough is the training?

 

No

 

I'm away for a ****.

 

I used to use Right Guard.

 

I once was a close opersonal prodection agent bloddy wheel on the neighbours car screaching went in and ate 7 bourbon biscuits

 

i used to bodyguard for lady gaga

 

Were you there when Lorena cut his willy off then?

 

Did she ever show you her cock

 

Dev was a body-double in Yeti: Curse of the Snow Demon

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0896585/

 

i held him down.

still got the smell on my hands

 

You're going to need a ****ing bodyguard ya wee scrotey ****

 

ML's secret Tourette's shame?

 

You're next

 

I was your bodyguard in a past life Jonno. I was the one who stabbed you when you were a roman senator.

 

I was Hugh Scully's bodyguard when he worked on the Antiques Roadshow.

Some of those old biddies could be quite vicious when they found out that the mouldering tat from their attic was worthless junk.

 

ER was a bouncer in Mothercare.

 

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Get the **** telt, wee sacks

 

Get him telt anaw.