What are your favourite board games. Mine are Risk and Monopoly. saw this version of Monopoly today and chuckled...
I'm not sure if I should be insulted or not, but, I struggle with Woke Monopoly. Best games for me were Monopoly, Cluedo with Inspector Dorty, and a game called Grand National - learn the art of gambling early.
Smugopoly is brilliant game. You all start as minions and after a few throws of the dice you have the option to lick his arse or tell him he's a massive tw@t. After you've licked his arse enough and admired his massive forearms you're in his clutches of c*ntmanship, however if you dare to call him a massive tw@t you're considered to have had a frontal lobotomy and certainly not welcome on his massive ocean liner in Monaco, you might as well dangle your wet bollocks over an electric fence as savour the thought of being part of his " look at me I'm f*cking great " gang. This game is currently available at all incest friendly outlets in Sunderland.
I never had it. My mate had it and I remember playing it whilst watching the Liverpool game when Andy Cole got that hat trick and Grobalar (sp) was accused of March fixing.
I HATE monopoly. Much like Newcastle, too much luck, not enough strategy. Favourites at the minute: Raiders of the North Sea Vindication Gloomhaven
Pandemic is a ****ing banger of a game (quite topical too... ), cooperative game so you all win or all lose, gets really frantic and intense as the game goes on. also Catan is a great game too.
I assume you're being sarcastic, Subutteo was fun to collect the teams, the goalies, the stands flood lights... When you actually played the game it was dull as **** though. Same with Scaletrix, looked great, played awful.
