Blather and Piskini banned for eight hours

.. voluntarily... but they soon returned to resume their Jack and Vera cameo tribute on Not606 .. Merry Xmas fellas ..can't wait for those New Year resolutions

 

I'm the perfect foil for everybody else to take the piss out of HIAG, whilst they simultaneously moan about it

 

I grew bored with the turkey-shoot "owning" of PIXIE a long, long time ago, which is why I hung up my wum-guns. You won't catch me engaging in any petty squabbles or name-calling with the hand-jiving monkey-boy.

Me, I'm off to a holiday retreat, set within the extensive grounds of an old manor house. I need to recharge my batteries before the onrush of the New Year.

 

Is Christopher Biggins playing the panto dame at Butlins this year ?

 

I hope you and your old mam enjoy the B&B in Bognor.

 

I've got 9 acres of gardens, a stream for fishing, a summerhouse, and a sauna.

I know, lads. It's a tough life, but someone's got to live it.

 

You forgot to mention the helipad and the pet Yeti.

 

and a Walter Mitty in a pear tree

 

Is that all !
You call that a holiday retreat - my maid has that much just to herself.

as an ex city trader I have a huge **** off sized property - but I don't like to boast about it