Having done lots of research at the centre for research studies I have concluded that Moyes is to blame for far more than we realise; Today Tommy 'the hammer' Hitzlsperger has come out as being a puff. He has been quoted as saying that he was straight prior to his time spent playing under moyes at Everton, and says he is now more camp than a row of tents. When quizzed about what it was about moyes that turned him in to a raving bender his response was as follows; I sat there during his team talks mesmerised by his ice blue eyes, I'd stare into them longingly and find myself imagining myself and David swimming naked in starnberg lake in Bavaria, recreating our version of scenes from the sound of music. After a short amount of time of this kind of pressure I found myself taking more interest in yakubu's weapon which was a real sight to behold. So there we have it folks not only is Moyes responsible for Uniteds poor run of form he turned the hammer in a a raging queer.
I just farted and followed through, just a little bit mind, not too much. I blame Moyes. Sort it out Moyes I'm sick of ****ting myself. You can't blame Fergie for this one either
I prefer to give him a free ride. I really hope hes been told that no matter what, regardless of how bad he does, his jobs safe.
