Getting released in January next year. Unbelievable. That poor young woman's family. The world is going to hell in a handcart.
A pile of utter stinking, steaming horse manure. Harrison Fart does his usual fine part playing a plank of wood with speech difficulties.
I like him in the one where he's looking for treasure in an Aztec city in Morocco while being chased by Nazis. Hopefully it will be on telly again this Christmas.
"You've been a great audience Cleethorpes!!" "The audience were with me all the way, I managed to lose them in Gateshead", ER was quoted in The Daily Fake News tomorrow evening.