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Bitch slapped

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Castleger, May 13, 2010.

  1. Castleger

    Castleger Active Member

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    So this gay guy in the work, Cecil, was telling us how he had a major fallout with his boyfriend the other night, when he confessed he was seeing someone else. It got so bad that kitchen knives were used and there was blood everywhere<yikes>

    His battered and bloodied boyfriend calls a female friend of his to come and get him, so guess how shocked Cecil was when this girl turned up with the very guy that he has been seeing on the fly. Cecil couldn't understand at first what, Laudy (he liked to be called this, especially during sex) was doing there, then he realised Laudy was obviously seeing this girl as well. Cecil was about to embrace Laudy, but Laudy bitch slapped him right across the jaw, so hard it knocked one of his earings off.

    Although Cecil did say, that Laudy returned later that night, expressing his love and stating that the girl was the biggest mistake of his life, and they had a great rimmimg and felching session all through the night <ok>
     
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  3. Magic Laudrup 11

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    <laugh> Few inaccuracies but I'll let it fly <laugh>
     
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  4. <laugh> cecil & laudy
     
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    I might ask people to start calling me laudy. I like it <ok>
     
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    i thought so to when he told me, cause Cecil has already told us he's not really into rimmimg
     
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