Bit rain all the crumpet goes back in hiding

ffs

 

Eh?

 

Whit?

 

Crumpet?

Someone has been up all night watching the Carry On Box set.

 

It's dry in the People's Republic of Weedge.

I'm wearing shorts with no scants in work - I'm about to go for a wander round the town.

To be honest, if the fancy so takes me, I might have a bit of a demonstration **** somewhere just so the ladies know they're appreciated.

 

You should do it right in front of that Living Statue guy on Buchanan Street, i'll bet he moves.

 

.

 

My eight year old niece kicked him in the shins about a month ago when he came to life in front of her

 

Who? Bib?

 

She should have booted him in the balls the lazy bastard, every time I see him he's sitting down nattering to someone and rubbing his feet.

 

You are on fire today.

 

I'm off oot.

Wish me luck

<bawsootfurtheladies>

 

All those *****s should realise ye don't need to be shaggin kids to have hours of entertainment from them.

 

Careful Bib if my wee niece is about you might end up a eunuch.

 

Ill bet the Statue is sitting down

 

If BIb's on the prowl the statue will probably have relocated to Cowcaddens.

 

[video=youtube;j3krYvN5ef4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3krYvN5ef4[/video]

 

This has inspired me Dev I'm away up the town now with a water pistol filled with nitromors

 

I shat it.

Quality of nanny in the toon is well disappointing today, by the way.

All the young hings must be getting poked at T in the Park.

 

That's where they'll be at.

I didny even realise it was on this weekend. I feel auld now. Very, very, very, auld.