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Bit of Poetry

Discussion in 'Shrewsbury' started by ManFeelings, Sep 1, 2011.

  1. ManFeelings

    ManFeelings Member

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    Rain or Shine
    On the up or Decline
    I'll be there in Block One-Nine

    Some call it 'The Noisy End'
    But I just sit there with my friend
    Slowly going round the bend

    At 32 years of barren times
    For despite our steady,gutsy climb
    For Salop, the Bell of luck seldom chimes

    However all's not doom and gloom
    Wilting like a mushroom
    For optimism there's room

    For Turner's back where he does belong
    It really has been too long
    And now he leads us to League One

    Drubbing Hereford along the way
    "Be seeing you chaps!" We don't plan to stay
    For any foe we can slay

    At fortress Meadow cometh Saturday
    Having left behind the Meadow Gay
    This one's better any day

    Better times are a-coming
    Forget Bristolian WUMMING,
    The smell of success is humming!
     
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  2. atcham jack

    atcham jack Well-Known Member

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    very good
     
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  3. tinned hats

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    mmmmm..can you play the piano?
     
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  4. Jenny!

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    A twist, a turn
    Two boots that burn
    Up the wing
    Goes Ainsworth!
     
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  5. Chris-Gashead

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    You lot dont actually believe you tin pots will go anywhere this season do you? <laugh>

    Gas 5 - 2 Shrews Tues 13th September.
     
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  6. Jenny!

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    Now I know that some poetry doesn't actually rhyme, but that's simply ridiculous! :D
     
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  7. atcham jack

    atcham jack Well-Known Member

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    tell you who rhymes that chris gashead
     
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  8. Jenny!

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    Yo, hommie! Are his rhymes as sick as Dr Dre's?!
     
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  9. ManFeelings

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    Aye!
     
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  10. Matster

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    Jenny its known as a Brizzolian Haiku. The rhyme needs to be about something happening in their wildest and unlikeliest dream.
     
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  11. WhatShrew

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    There once was a player from Gillingham,
    Who was too big for his boots and was over filling them,
    He once had a shot,
    Hit the net he did not,
    Yes he was always missing them.
     
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  12. atcham jack

    atcham jack Well-Known Member

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    very droll.

    the gas had a donkey called matt
    whose goal scoring fell rather flat
    paul buckle went on the offensive
    young matt replied defensive th so gas had bought more tat!

    well it rhymes
     
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  13. atcham jack

    atcham jack Well-Known Member

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    there was a young lady from bude
    who went on the stage in the nude
    some fellow out front
    shouted out ****
    just like that bl**dy rude



    there was a young lady from devizes
    who had breasts of differing sizes
    one was small
    hardly anything at all
    and the other one was large and won prizes

    there was an old lady from leeds
    who swallowed a pack of seeds
    her silly old arse
    is covered in grass
    and she cannot sit down for weeds
     
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