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KingHotspur

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If you could pick 1 player from each PL team who would you choose.

You need to choose so you can make a possible team, so no just picking the best striker from each team. Ideally 2 goalkeepers, 8 defenders, 6 midfielders & 4 strikers.

Here's my squad.

Arsenal - Bacary Sagna
Aston Villa - Darren Bent
Blackburn Rovers - Christopher Samba
Bolton Wanderers - Gary Cahill
Chelsea - Michael Essien
Everton - Tim Howard
Fulham - Bobby Zamora
Liverpool - Steven Gerrard
Manchester City - Carlos Tevez
Manchester United - Nemanja Vidic
Newcastle United - Steven Taylor
Norwich City - Zak Whitbread
Queens Park Rangers - Adel Taarabt
Stoke City - Robert Huth
Sunderland - Craig Gordon
Swansea City - Steven Caulker
Tottenham Hotspur - Gareth Bale
West Bromwich Albion - Peter Odemwingie
Wigan Athletic - Charles N'Zogbia
Wolverhampton Wanderers - Ryan Jarvis

My starting 11 would be a 3-5-2 with Howard, Sagna, Samba, Cahill, Vidic, Bale, Essien, Gerrard, N'Zogbia, Bent & Tevez.
 
Arsenal - Bacary Sagna
Aston Villa - Marc Albrighton
Blackburn Rovers - Christopher Samba
Bolton Wanderers - Gary Cahill
Chelsea - Michael Essien
Everton - Johnny Heitinga
Fulham - Brede Hangeland
Liverpool - Pepe Reina
Manchester City - Carlos Tevez
Manchester United - Javier Hernandez
Newcastle United - Hatem Ben Arfa
Norwich City - Zak Whitbread
Queens Park Rangers - Danny ****tu
Stoke City - Mamady Sidibe
Sunderland - Asamoah Gyan
Swansea City - Scott Sinclair
Tottenham Hotspur - Luka Modric
West Bromwich Albion - Paul Scharner
Wigan Athletic - Hugo Rodallega
Wolverhampton Wanderers - Christophe Berra
 
Arsenal - Fabregas
Aston Villa - Dunne
Blackburn Rovers - Samba
Bolton Wanderers - Jaaskelinen
Chelsea - Cole
Everton - Jagielka
Fulham - Hangeland
Liverpool - Reina
Manchester City - Carlos Tevez
Manchester United - Rooneh
Newcastle United - Enrique
Norwich City - Ermm, Huckerby... Does he still play for them? :-/
Queens Park Rangers - Tawaat
Stoke City - Shawcross
Sunderland - Gyan
Swansea City - Sinclair
Tottenham Hotspur - Modric
West Bromwich Albion - Scharner
Wigan Athletic - Nzogbia
Wolverhampton Wanderers - Christophe Berra

No idea if that's a balanced squad or not, I'm pretty sure I didn't pick any decent right-backs but oh well.
 
Arsenal - Almunia
Villa - Pires
B'burn - Robbo <yikes>
Bolton -
Chelsea - Torres <yikes>
Everton - Fellatio or whatever his name is...Mike Rophone
Fulham - Pantsil
Pool - Lucas
City - Dzeko
United - Obertan
Toon - Barton
Norwich - Anyone whose pants
QPR - ---------"----------
Stoke - Deflap
S'land - Bramble
Swansea - Anyone whose pants
Spurs - Keane
WBA - McCarthy
Wolves - Ebanks Blake

Always fancied going to Doncaster.
 
Arsenal - Verminalien
Aston Vanilla - Warnock
Blackburn -
Bolton - Cahill G
Chelsea - McEachen
Everton - Cahill T
Fulham - Zamora
Pool - Reina
City - Johnson A
United -
Toon -
Norwich - Holt? (ummmm.... Don't know anybody else!)
QPR - The kit man as they always turn out looking nice.....
Stoke - Etherington
S'land - Gyan
Swansea - Sinclair
Spurs - Walker K
WBA - Brunt
Wolves - O'Hara

Actually..... that's a really **** squad!!!!!
 
I think if you were picking the best 20 players in the PL, you'd struggle to find one at WBA, Wolves, Wigan, Norwich, QPR, Swansea, Newcastle, Blackburn or even Fulham, Sunderland, Villa, Bolton, Stoke and perhaps, Everton.

You'd pick a squad from the top six

Last season- vdS, Cech, Sagna, Ivanovic, Evra, A,Cole, Vidic, Terry, Kompany, Bale, Nasri, vdVaart, Toure, Modric, Rooney, Nani, Silva, van Persie, Tevez, Hernandez with no place for Malouda, Lampard, Drogba, Essien, Fabregas, Gerrard, Suarez, Valencia, Berbatov, Vermaelen, de Jong, Hart, Reina, before you look at players from the lesser clubs like the two Cahills.

I know it's only a bit of fun but there's a lot of dross out there.

Parker won writer's player of the year whilst playing for the worst team in the Premiership <ok> Thanks for explaining the theory that the teams that finish higher will tend to have better players, I must admit I'm still struggling to get my head around it.
 
I think if you were picking the best 20 players in the PL, you'd struggle to find one at WBA, Wolves, Wigan, Norwich, QPR, Swansea, Newcastle, Blackburn or even Fulham, Sunderland, Villa, Bolton, Stoke and perhaps, Everton.

You'd pick a squad from the top six

Last season- vdS, Cech, Sagna, Ivanovic, Evra, A,Cole, Vidic, Terry, Kompany, Bale, Nasri, vdVaart, Toure, Modric, Rooney, Nani, Silva, van Persie, Tevez, Hernandez with no place for Malouda, Lampard, Drogba, Essien, Fabregas, Gerrard, Suarez, Valencia, Berbatov, Vermaelen, de Jong, Hart, Reina, before you look at players from the lesser clubs like the two Cahills.

I know it's only a bit of fun but there's a lot of dross out there.

I'm not saying you could make a team that would win the Prem with it but I think you could still make a strong 11 and I think my 11 of Howard, Sagna, Samba, Cahill, Vidic, Bale, Essien, Gerrard, N'Zogbia, Bent & Tevez isn't bad at all.
 
It's a monopoly of the better players, though.

No Shilton at Leicester or Le Tissier at Southampton, as in times gone by.

I'm not trying to rain on Croatia's parade; I'm just saying it's hard to find players you'd want in your squad from certain clubs.

That's nothing to do with what you're attempting to say though. In the last 6 months 2 top 6 clubs have spent around £90mill on 4 players from outside the top 6. There ARE top players at lower clubs.
 
OK, not wishing to be branded as a stick in the mud and in an effort to enter into the spirit of the thread, here's my team:

Howard (Everton), Sagna (Arsenal), Enrique (Newcastle), Kompany (Man City) Terry (Chelsea), Modric (Spurs), Gerrard (Liverpool), N'Zogbia (Wigan), Taarabt (QPR), Bent (Aston Villa), Rooney (Man Utd) Subs: Robinson (Blackburn), G.Cahill (Bolton), Hangeland (Fulham), Cattermole (Sunderland), Etherington (Stoke), Sinclair (Swansea), Hoolahan (Norwich), Doyle (Wolves), Odemwingie (WBA)

I'd start Hoolahan instead of Taarabt to be honest.
 
OK, not wishing to be branded as a stick in the mud and in an effort to enter into the spirit of the thread, here's my team:

Howard (Everton), Sagna (Arsenal), Enrique (Newcastle), Kompany (Man City) Terry (Chelsea), Modric (Spurs), Gerrard (Liverpool), N'Zogbia (Wigan), Taarabt (QPR), Bent (Aston Villa), Rooney (Man Utd) Subs: Robinson (Blackburn), G.Cahill (Bolton), Hangeland (Fulham), Cattermole (Sunderland), Etherington (Stoke), Sinclair (Swansea), Hoolahan (Norwich), Doyle (Wolves), Odemwingie (WBA)

Not a bad side and quite similar to mine.