Bit of friday fun

A man's wife, being the romantic sort, sent him a text.............
















"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"

















He replied........"I’m taking a ****. What should I do?"

 

In the bairns xmas cracker

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?


An egg