Bit bored so thought I'd do a Jersey...

[Disco]

I'd like to build the Mags a home
And furnish it with love.
Keegan's hair and Shearer's knees
And Ashley mugging turtle doves

I'd like to teach the Mags to wash
So that they'd be clean
I'd like to hold them my arms
And not feel sickly

I'd like to see the Mags for once
All standing with a full set of teeth
And hear them echo through the stands
For Mike Ashley, the great thief

(That's the song I hear)
I'd like to teach the Mags to wash
(Let the Mags wash today)
So that they're clean

I'd like to teach the Mags to wash
So that they're clean

I'd like to teach the mags to use
Something called shower gel
So they don't get abused
When they go back to their championship hell.

 

[MrRAWhite]

Can I have a pint of what you've been drinking marra...

 

[Commachio]

very good disco...

so thought I'd do a Jersey

bit worried about this bit though......