http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/13738072.stm "I have had long good career." Biscan told BBC Sport's chief football writer, Phil McNulty. "My favourite memory is shooting down Serbian helicopter with my spit." He goes on to say that playing for Liverpool was the best time of his life, and if he could replay anything he would definetly replay that, and not the time he killed Osama bin Laden with his bare hands. "I have been waiting to retire since I left Liverpool, and I now only want to go back to Liverpool and teach their strikers how to strike now. They're doing it all wrong." "I shall come down on Monday morning and will not take no for an answer. I shall go in, kneel to King Kenny and then go to beat up Mr Andy Carroll, it will make him strong like Ox."
stealing my party piece on the topic of Biscan does anyone remember the 'i'm not feeling well you go on without me' story of Biscan on a european trip i'll try find the story but he was well and baby lotion was involved
He probably lubricated himself for a ****. I know someone once that put face cream on their knob and burnt the **** out of themselves.
KPR reads kipper as in was it you with the facecream Goalies wont have to dampen gloves on a dry day with Igor takin the shots, he trained with Edgar Davids, hence the goggles incase of an errant shot
Altogether now: “Two nil down, four two up. Igor Biscan wrapped it up, and he didn’t know what to do when he scored the goal, Igor Biscan’s our hero” Eeeegor!!!
Nah it wasn't me that put face-cream on my knob.However the person that did it used Ann Summers face cream.
Ann ummers reminds me of Liverpools John Bishop the comedian. Was on about women and Ann summers pasta willies ect and how its fine to do so, but if you meet a lad with a bag of chocolate fannies you'd think there is somethng wrong with the guy
That reminds me of a joke. Man United fans don't have to buy their new home shirt,all they need to do is strap a rubber penis to their heads..and the whole world will know who they support.
