My boss didn't shake my hand on my birthday and my CEO didn't buy me a £700k car either! ****ing ridiculous, showing me a total lack of respect there!! And to top it all off, I had to buy my own ****ing cakes and then share with the rest of the office!!! What's going on there... ridiculous!
On my birthday I have to buy the cake and give it to the ****ers I work with too Infact this year I didn't even tell anyone, because I couldn't be arsed with cake sharing and **** small talk about birthday bollox.
How many people does Toure say happy birthday to? Yeah, even those not paid a ludicrous amount of money but are still employed by the club. I bet it's a big round zero. Nothing to see here, just more football prima donas.
We all chip in throughout the year and everyone gets a cake and present on their birthday. Also get to finish 2 hours early on your birthday without taking leave.
See? F sake you lot buying your own are fn sad cases. Your office sluts have turned you birthday into thier day by making you do this.... Stand up for your self Make them send your wife and mother flowers like the superstar you are
Do you all have a ride on the Office Unicorn and get the little Elfs to sing happy birthday you? Because that's what it sounds like to me.
I get the whole year off for every birthday. My wife decorates cakes as a side job... she's started teaching now more than making though. I request no cake for my birthday because everytime she makes a cake she always mixes a dozen bags of icing for different colours- and the leaves them in the sink. I hate cleaning icing bags... and she never does... she just keeps pilling them up there until someone (always me) gets sick of them and cleans them up. As a result- always request no cake... I tell her it's because I don't want cake... it's really so I don't have any extra icing bags to clean on my birthday!