Bird puns thread

Does anyone fancy starting one ?

It might be emu-sing ....

 

OK - Toucan play at this game.

 

Are we that gull ible

 

It's nothing to crow about

 

Stop it now. This is the sort of thing they have on CL and it is not funny on there either.

 

Do they have similar threads on the Norwich site, Dick? Canary Chat, I think it's called.

Or am I thinking of the Notts County fan-site? Magpie Musings is its name.

Anyway, we don't need hen-pecking on this forum, so stop acting like a c.ock.

 

Frank Swift was a very fast 'keeper, but Nicky Weaver built himself a reputation.
Wayne Rooney's favourite is a puffin
Ryan Giggs is a shag

 

We really suffered from selling Yann Cormorant in January.

 

I really hope we don't play any of our night matches in bad weather next season.

We are rubbish at night in gale.

 

Let osprey this doesn't happen.

 

We can't have the players swanning around with nothing to do, though.

 

RD won't like the bill.

 

Its a total canard that Hamer is a top class keeper.

 

Had to Stork this page. Sorry if I've ruffled any feathers.

 

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Don't get in a flap about it, Captain. Chill out with an ice-cold can of Kestrel.

I'm off now to fly my Kite.

 

Let's hope pelecan smooth over any unrest in Brazil next month.

 

The crime rate is terrible in Rio, especially the street robin.

 

On a serious note for a minute... did I tell everyone that I bumped into a2c's girlfriend yesterday ?

She told me she had caught thrush off him

 

This thread will have an incredible swan song like ending..

 

The ending could be a great auk ward moment