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Bird or Kids?

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Bird or Kids?

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    And no, I'm not talking hetero sex vs ***** sex.

    This is more applicable for those posters with a wife/girlfriend and children, but those who don't qualify can just use their imagination of course. But who do you love more, your missus or your kids?

    Personally, I would say my kids. Not that I don't love my wife dearly, but my little lad and girl are just slightly ahead. However, I probably need my wife more. Mainly because I'd never be able to look after and provide for both kids myself.

    Gay thread I know, feel free to turn it into your standard 9-11/Ireland/religion bollocks if you so wish.
     
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  2. Samuel L Ameobi

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    9/11 was an inside job.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. Hash.

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    its not comparable jip .... 2 different kinds of love
     
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    "And no, I'm not talking hetero sex vs ***** sex"

    I should bloody hope not - with all the relgion and conspiracy theory threads on here we really don't want it getting even worse and people talking about actors form Coronation Street <ok>
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

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    It is comparable sword - I just did it!
     
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    shut up you plastic hun brit <grr> you probably did 9/11 on your own
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Eddie helped me.
     
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  9. Psychosomatic

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    But how come you&#8217;re asking in the first place, Jip? Is it bothering you somehow? It seems like a terrible question to ask yourself &#8211; in that it may only lead to feelings of guilt, perhaps, or a nagging sense of disloyalty? I don&#8217;t have kids (yet), but like to imagine I would compartmentalise my love and view both loves (for my wife and children, respectively) as being entirely equal whilst entirely different in nature (if such a thing is possible).
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

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    I have to decide who to kill.
     
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    People with kids might have favourites as well don't they? I have nephews and nieces and most certainly favour some over the others though much of it is dependent on what football teams they follow and what music or books they wish to talk to me about.......
     
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  12. Psychosomatic

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    Aha. Kill the kids, then. Your wife can always make some more.
     
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    good man <ok> i love my wifes company , cooking , tits, ass, etc., i love my kids company, ability to make me laugh, keep me on my toes, innocence etc. 2 different types of love
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

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    That's going to be my next thread. I'm planning on cluttering the board with threads about favourite family members today <ok>
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Yeah but I can't :(

    Seriously though, the reason I'm asking is because my wife asked me last night.
     
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    <laugh> presumably one will be "if your oldest child was a figure of religious worship or one of the 9/11 hijackers which one would they be"?
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

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    I'd go for 9/11 hijacker <ok>
     
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  18. Psychosomatic

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    Ooofft. That's a killer question for her to pose - and, as far as I'm concerned, an unfair one. I recommend that you memorise the comment from Hash a few moments ago and recite it your your wife later this evening. He was bang on the money, to my mind. (I wonder why she would suddenly ask such a thing? There may be trouble ahead.....)
     
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  19. Hash.

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    <yikes> time to bin her and remember to tell her its her you love most, youll come home to dead kids and a sobbing maniac if you dont .
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

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    It was a tongue in cheek question really. Just made me think, I suppose. A better way to put it (if very morbid) would be:

    Who would you kill, if you had to kill either your missus or kids?

    That removes the "different kinds of love" issue.
     
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