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bird for the face, bird for the body? - off topic

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  1. pythagoras

    pythagoras New Member

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    Does anyone else have two birds on the go?

    Ive got one because she has a very pretty face and an ok body but a bit too slim

    And the other has a nasty ass face but a body to die for


    Now ideally i would like the best of both.

    But the world is not perfect and at the moment im just using both like a pic and mix, if i fancy a cracking pair of tits and a big nice arse ill shag the body bird, if i want to do summit out in public or get my balls sucked ill nail the slimmer bird. The slimmer bird is much fitter overall and im getting closer to her.

    HOWEVER we all know about the dirty urge

    When im in that dirty urge mode i just want to engulf my face in tits and get two palms on two full assheeks and just hammer away.

    Plus the body bird lets me cream inside her shes on the implant whereas the slimmer bird is sexually inexperienced and makes me wear a johnny.

    Anyone else have any similar scenarios ?

    The way i see it is the slimmer girl can always put on a few pounds and shes only just 18, so i think im gonna stick with her.
     
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  2. I want curly hair too

    I want curly hair too Active Member

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  3. beardface

    beardface Active Member

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    <laugh>

    Face is important for me. My paper bags are for putting sandwiches in, not for putting on her face.

    How slim is a bit too slim?! <yikes>
     
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    beardface, Jul 8, 2011
  4. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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  5. TheLittleGeordie

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    am i gona be the only one to say 3some
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Jul 8, 2011
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    <ok>

    6ft 3' beast of a women & a 5ft 6'' hot teen would do me!

    EDIT : JOKING :D
     
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    Sanchin0, Jul 8, 2011

  7. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Introduce me....? ;)
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Jul 9, 2011
  8. TheLittleGeordie

    TheLittleGeordie Active Member

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    <laugh> <ok>
     
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  9. Badgers Assemble

    Badgers Assemble Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  10. Donkey Toon

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    I'm not exactly a women's libber or one to put women on a pedestal, but you really are a ****ing twat! Show some respect ffs!

    This is directed at the OP btw!
     
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  11. tommytoonAA

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    I've got a feeling this could be a thread which you regret making in the morning..... If not then that's prob something you should be keeping to your "real life" mates and not posting on an open, public forum.... And if you do decide we should all know about it then go to general chat. That's what it's there for.

    Just my 2cents.
     
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  12. Donkey Toon

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    Good post. Alot more diplomatic and sensible that my little rant. <ok>
     
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    Donkey Toon, Jul 9, 2011
  13. The Situation

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    Ill solve your issue, ill take the slimmer one of your hands if shes causing you sleepless nights?
     
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    The Situation, Jul 9, 2011
  14. tommytoonAA

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    <laugh> to be honest I was going to have a rant but you beat me to it!
     
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    tommytoonAA, Jul 9, 2011
  15. Ameobi's Apprentice

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    <Blankfacesmiley>


    okay.............

    But i don't really like lads who **** girls around as it makes the other lads ( like me, good ones) look like ****s. So you're a ****! :)
     
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    Ameobi's Apprentice, Jul 9, 2011
  16. Donkey Toon

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    Haha ... it felt good actually. But your advice was good and will hopefully get the message across better than my little outburst :)
     
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    Donkey Toon, Jul 9, 2011
  17. pythagoras

    pythagoras New Member

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    you mean you cant get laid?
     
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    pythagoras, Jul 9, 2011
  18. AH

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    Ahh Tash this is why we love you :)



    But back on topic of the off topic... how about both? y'know pythagoras, some of us are more lucky than to have to settle for a couple of half decent birds...

    seems you can get laid... just not with decent girls ;) like half the people on Jeremy Kyle
     
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  19. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    Thought Tash had hacked you there. <yikes> :bandit:

    Edit: Should really read all comments, shouldn't I. <laugh>
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Jul 9, 2011
  20. Ameobi's Apprentice

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    Nah! I'm just not playing 2 girls around :) But if they're fit then share it around ..
     
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