No one will be surprised to learn that a new study has revealed that Scotsmen have bigger willies than our English counterparts. In fact, in a survey of men from France, US, England, Italy, Germany, Israel, Iran, India and Greece and Korea it was found that Jocks were second only to the French in the trouser department. The smallest were the Koreans who's average penis length (when erect!) is 3.7 inches. Has anyone seen Kim?
My cock was well used this weekend, in fact, the last time I came (last night) there was no jism left, just a puff of smoke. <SPENT>
South and South-East Asia has always been a land of little people, the curious thing is that in just 1 generation the South Koreans, with a high standard of living and therefore nutrition have caught up with the West and they now have their fair share of 6-footers. Maybe they will succeed in all departments. I think it would be difficult for the Koreans or the Chinese to think of themselves inferior in any way. Maybe genetically engineered willies will became a standard.
I don't think being well hung would begin to compensate for having to live in that bleak and rainy northern wasteland. And a relentless diet of deep fried Mars Bars would probably cause the male member to become a redundant appendage in anyone over 30 anyway.
She's English and she moved here because she couldn't find anyone down south bg enough to satisfy her
How ironic that she moved north looking for large cocks and found the biggest dick in Scotland. Aaaah thank you. I start a job writing scripts for Two pint of lager next week.
Please do! To be the biggest dick in Scotland is no mean feat as there is so much competition from Salmond, Tam Cowan, Sanjeev Kohli, the **** from Balamory, Sheridan, Galloway, Duncan Bannatyne.......
I have been lucky enough to have experienced a few normal Fannys in my time, but I have also been unlucky enough to encounter two burds with Fannys of gargantuan proportions. One of them you could look into it and see the many levels of throbbing `Face-hugger Alien' stuff. Clowns pockets Wizards Sleeves Bucket fannys Mary Poppins handbag. (one of the burds got her fanny tightened surgically later on) Loose Fannys are nae gid to anycunt. <MASSIVE>
The survey was carried out by two Scottish universities funny enough. They said the stretched the nob to the point of pain before measuring it too. WTF?
