See to be honest I got offered a few square goes on 606 and even got an offer on here (when I caused Rocket to go into beeldown) but never took anybody up. Doesn't make me a coward, but if ****s aren't willing to meet up for good times (curry nights, parties etc) then why the **** should I meet anyone just to do them in?
I'd be willing to come south, or we could even change location every time, one in Glasgow, then London, Manchester or whatever. Not keen on Belfast mind you.
There's no point in offering a square go to Toby. His unwashed (and only pair of) jeans must be like armour by now.