I see Ronaldinho's planing to marry the two burds he's been pumping. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/ronaldinho-marry-two-women-same-12587491 please log in to view this image One big 'un with nice jugs, the other skinny with wee tits. Best of both worlds.
Lots of money, being famous and no doubt having a big cock means he is a fanny magnet despite having donkey dentistry. Well done Ronnie.
Whereas you're poor, not famous with a tiny cock and you look like a donkey's arsehole. Well done Grove.