You have seen systems claiming to guarantee profits every day, every month and, of course when you buy into these systems, what happens? You’ve guessed it; you lose your hard earned money. That was before I came across this unique system that gives you not just winners, but good priced winners. I am producing good priced winners day after day. Not even Timeform can produce winners like these; not even Appraise gives you winners like these. Just look at these winners over the past few days. So many, it just gets boring. I am so rich I can afford to let some of you in on this amazing system. Obviously we don’t want the prices of these winners to tumble so I’m going to have to restrict the system to just the first ten to contact me and promise not to disclose this well kept secret to anyone else. Show me proof, show me proof I hear you all say. For security reasons I cannot disclose the names of the winning horses in case some whiz kid manages to work out the system. You know how clever some of these racing folk are. Here is my guarantee. You will not find any other type of system that can produce winners like these, week in week out, all proofed Racing Post, Sporting Life and all major racing publications. Tuesday. 10 winners including 68/1, 25/1, 156/10, 14/1 etc Wednesday. 9 winners, including 125/1, 8/1, 54/10 etc Thursday. Thwarted by the cancelled Ayr meeting just 3 winners, 14/1, 15/2 and 2/1 Friday. 8 winners including 12/1, 8/1, 7/1 etc etc I know what you are saying. I can hear all you cynics out there. Bull****! You are saying. But I swear to you all these winners are all proofed Racing Post, Sporting Life and all major racing publications. Once you get to know this system you will be amazed. Don’t forget. Only the first 10 to register their interest below will be given the opportunity to learn more about this fantastic system.
Very little. You don't even have to transfer any money into my Bank account; just give me your bank details and password and it will all be done for you. How simple is that. Soon you will be able to sit back and just watch those winners rolling in. In case any guests are looking in, I should have mentioned that this offer is exclusive to Not 606 members.
Honestly not another one are we seriously going to give this guy 'air' time......another straightjacket please!
I'm obliged to retire next Friday, and am looking for ways to hide my wealth from those DSSSSSH types - this sounds perfect. Could you take £50k to start with? Please hang on to my winnings or the Social Snoopers will get their hands on it. I'll have it back when I'm dead. Cheers Ron, and thanks VERY much.
Cheers Reebok. What would you like me to do with it should I pop it first. I need to ensure my family isn't clobbered by the enormous inheritance taxes the winnings will incur.
As evidence of my honesty I will tell you that my 100/1 outsider today did not win. Can't win them all.
Ron, you've got the wrong thread! It should be on "Lighten Up- Have A Laugh." PS. My Allied Irish Bank is Sort Code is 93-01-56 and my Account No. is 02289966. I await your transfer of my winnings! Apres tout, Ron, a cheval donne il ne faut pas regarder la bride!
I have €25k to spare in petty cash, where did you say I should send it? Oh, btw man, what part of Nigeria you from man?
My friends and I don't believe in banks, will a suitcase full of used notes, all with the same serial number, buy us an in? If so, the cash will be dropped of by a shady gent in a brown, nondescript mac, some time in the wee hours of the morning. Please keep in mind that we always have a pair of bolt cutters at hand and know where you live.