BIG IF's

[It's all gone Fabricio]

IF carroll has turned out to be this massive TWAT and left his "beloved club"
Then lets have a think!
35 million for a player that doesn't really care about us and has only played 19 games in the premiership
He may turn out to be a massive flop or more likely he'll end up in prison which would be ****in hilarious now!

IF then mike Ashley gives say 30 mil to pardew to spend this may not be the end of the world!

IF Nile Ranger steps up to the plate like he has shown that he might have the ability to do!

IF we could unearth some unreal talent

Massive IFS though!

 

[S.Taylors theatrical handballs]

connor wickham (spelling) i think a good shout, him and chamberlin, basically buy all the young talent in the land now

 

[Leon Bessi]

what IF Carroll is going down to Liverpool to tell those scouser ****ers to piss off?

 

[Smudger]

Imagine getting Benzema in the summer and still having 5m to spare on a decent winger

Back to the real world and he could easily flop, go to prison or anything. Unbelievable risk and they could have bough David Villa for that. Unproven, he's had around 20 games in the PL.

 

[Tiotes forehead]

connor wickham (spelling) i think a good shout, him and chamberlin, basically buy all the young talent in the land now

but then we will sell them as sooon as they get good!
i think ashleys should pack up, and shut the club down. at this rate we will never have a good side again

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

Ashley should defo give us all the money to spend. But, he won't cos he's a big ****

In a dream world I would get Bendtner and Mutu for about £15m-ish tgeva and Kranjcar for £4m-ish and we would have plenty left over

But we will get £35m and and spend ZERO

 

[spanish_toon]

Well for my Carroll has defo gone. We need to buy someone on loan then spend big in summer