I almost wished we hadn't signed them because of the banal, infantile and boring quips the pair of them will be chuckling over for the next however many years they're at the club!
I think Gaydo and Fatty are the best spellings/pronounciations I've seen so far. If you don't mind Strov, I'm going to adopt them.
Somebodies got to do it. Maybe Lizzy Rose can speak Egyptian. She did a good job of losing her Hessle Road accent anyway!