Speedo's dad pops round for an afternoon in and realises he's forgot the lube and will need to take a right good run up please log in to view this image
Get with the times. We have moved on to the wee Belfast ****er who fell off a bridge into the river while drunk
No idea really, I just know the minimum pricing of alcohol debate is back in the news because of the ****.
If he was a proper thrill-seeker, he would've gone for one of these footlong badboys please log in to view this image
Check that picture of Joey Barton. Aye, there will be an openly gay footballer Joey. You, ya pole-warmer.