Not me mate...why you think it was me...a woman? A Barca shirt? Was I dropdead gorgeous, curvy, busty and blonde...just like you thought I was??? Yes? Then it wasn't me!
A wild guess I accept (based loosely on Oxford as the location and a discerning football supporter). As it happens all of the above description was reasonably accurate with one exception - brunette not blonde!
Brunette yes...when dyed All other parts of my description were supposed to be my attempt at irony. Never drank in the Duke's cut...drink in Headington mostly when in Oxford.... but otherwise in the towns/villages to the East such as Aylesbury, Thame, Haddenham. There is another hoop around there, but have never spoken to him
Already have your number Beth ... country girl small holding with chickens, flirting with the cotswolds
Typical man Oddball........ you've got my number but never call. And flirting with the Cotswolds....have you ever been to Aylesbury! I quote Aylesbury; One time quiet market town and home to the venerable John Hampden. Today however Aylesbury is a Chav infested concrete dump with a probable average citizen IQ of 17. The local Chavs seem to have grown exponentially in population during the last couple of years, probably owing to the fact that most of them seem to reproduce at about the age of 11. In one of lifes great ironies, the favoured meeting place for these unsociables is the local library, facing the Bus Station. Other haunts include Friars Square Shopping Centre, Friairs Square Car Park and an innocous little alley called Highbridge Walk. The latter has been a scene of much drug abuse and violence, the police will not walk down it in groups of less than two wearing stab-proof vests. You've got me down to a tee as a Greenwelly Gloucestershire girlette haven't you oddball
No worries, either has Oddball. He drinks from the fairy cup down in Brighton. Drinks down the Bushy Glen mostly when in Oxford.
Sad picture painted Beth you could be talking about any town in rural Britain ... whats gone wrong? and people on here say there in nowt wrong For Swords: Yes I enjoy a snowball once in a while, At Yuletime, Santa's birthday I traditionally strip and douse myself in wild sherry before combustion ... Lipsmackin' thirstquenchin' acetastin' motivatin' goodbuzzin' cooltalkin' highwalkin' fastlivin' evergivin' coolfizzin' OPPPS .... oh thats Pepsi they invented Easter and the Loch Ness Monster
sadly very accurate! Better off in one of the surrounding villages......wendover, Aston Clinton, waddesdon etc A drink in aylesbury is a last resort!!
I'm out the other side between wendover and Missenden but yes I know the villages. Nice area and loads of rrrr's around here!
Maybe I am getting this wrong Kiwi, but is Causton that place where all the murders happen, then the answer is yes. Causton has been filmed in Wallingford, Thame and actually in Haddeham too. Worked stopped me getting my 15 min of fame as an extra.... Or is there another Causton and have i got the wrong end of the stick?