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Beth - was that you watching the footie in the Duke's Cut?

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by sku, Jun 12, 2012.

  1. sku

    sku Well-Known Member

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    If so, sorry for my mate taking your guys stool.

    Bit of an over reaction though....

    :)
     
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  2. West London Willy

    West London Willy Well-Known Member

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    The only time a man should take another man's stool is if he is a doctor...
     
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  3. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    Not me mate...why you think it was me...a woman? A Barca shirt?

    Was I dropdead gorgeous, curvy, busty and blonde...just like you thought I was??? Yes?
    Then it wasn't me!
     
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    ELLERS Well-Known Member

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    .<laugh>
     
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    peter1954qpr Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  6. sku

    sku Well-Known Member

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    A wild guess I accept (based loosely on Oxford as the location and a discerning football supporter).

    As it happens all of the above description was reasonably accurate with one exception - brunette not blonde!
     
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  7. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    Brunette yes...when dyed

    All other parts of my description were supposed to be my attempt at irony.
    Never drank in the Duke's cut...drink in Headington mostly when in Oxford.... but otherwise in the towns/villages to the East such as Aylesbury, Thame, Haddenham.

    There is another hoop around there, but have never spoken to him
     
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  8. Dave Thomas

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    Already have your number Beth ... country girl small holding with chickens, flirting with the cotswolds
     
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    Its good to hear there is a few rangers fans in oxfordshire.
     
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    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    Typical man Oddball........ you've got my number but never call.


    And flirting with the Cotswolds....have you ever been to Aylesbury!
    I quote
    Aylesbury; One time quiet market town and home to the venerable John Hampden. Today however Aylesbury is a Chav infested concrete dump with a probable average citizen IQ of 17. The local Chavs seem to have grown exponentially in population during the last couple of years, probably owing to the fact that most of them seem to reproduce at about the age of 11.
    In one of lifes great ironies, the favoured meeting place for these unsociables is the local library, facing the Bus Station. Other haunts include Friars Square Shopping Centre, Friairs Square Car Park and an innocous little alley called Highbridge Walk. The latter has been a scene of much drug abuse and violence, the police will not walk down it in groups of less than two wearing stab-proof vests.

    You've got me down to a tee as a Greenwelly Gloucestershire girlette haven't you oddball
     
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    peter1954qpr Well-Known Member

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  12. Swords Hoopster

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    No worries, either has Oddball. He drinks from the fairy cup down in Brighton. Drinks down the Bushy Glen mostly when in Oxford.
     
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  13. Dave Thomas

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    Sad picture painted Beth you could be talking about any town in rural Britain ... whats gone wrong? and people on here say there in nowt wrong

    For Swords: Yes I enjoy a snowball once in a while, At Yuletime, Santa's birthday I traditionally strip and douse myself in wild sherry before combustion ... Lipsmackin' thirstquenchin' acetastin' motivatin' goodbuzzin' cooltalkin' highwalkin' fastlivin' evergivin' coolfizzin' OPPPS .... oh thats Pepsi they invented Easter and the Loch Ness Monster
     
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  14. Ranger74

    Ranger74 Well-Known Member

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    sadly very accurate! Better off in one of the surrounding villages......wendover, Aston Clinton, waddesdon etc A drink in aylesbury is a last resort!!
     
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    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    Absolutely 74 we must be so close to each (in distance)...haddenham, cuddington, dinton
     
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  16. Ranger74

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    I'm out the other side between wendover and Missenden but yes I know the villages. Nice area and loads of rrrr's around here!
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    anywhere near causton
     
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  18. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    Maybe I am getting this wrong Kiwi, but is Causton that place where all the murders happen, then the answer is yes.
    Causton has been filmed in Wallingford, Thame and actually in Haddeham too. Worked stopped me getting my 15 min of fame as an extra....

    Or is there another Causton and have i got the wrong end of the stick?
     
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  19. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    murder central it is
     
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  20. Dave Thomas

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    I love a bit of blood on tweed . Professor Plums in the library .. death by Booji
     
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