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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Nov 6, 2012.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Following on from the "how do you ****" thread what would be your favourite sexual postion and what are the pros and cons of your choice.

    Missionary - Pros are face to face (but this could also be a down side depending on the munter you are pumping) you can rest on your elbows and it doesn't take much effort. Cons are that you end up doing most of the work, you probably won't hit the spot and you can't see what's going on

    Doggy - Pros are getting a great look at the arse, better control if you are on the short strokes, possible reach around (tits, minge, balls depending on the recipient) good penetration and birds tend to like being bashed from the rear. Cons are a lack of stimulus to the clitoris unless you hang your hand round the front or she diddles herself, you'd better hope she's wiped her arse first and again you are doing most of the graft

    The Rifleman - same as the doggy but with one knee down and one knee up - Pros are you get to bend it in from different angles, Cons are you might not get full shaft depth depending on the size of her arse

    Cowgirl - Pros are you get to look at and fiddle with the tay tays and if she is athletic she will get up on her feet and you have a great look and the old chap firing in and out of her crack, not much effort is expended. A lot of birds like it this way because they can grind away for good stimulation. The cons are if she is a bit of a lardy bird and straddles you with her knees either side then you don't get to see much other than her belly flopping around and sometimes the last thing you need is to have to look at the face.

    69 - Pros are you get to indulge in being a cunning linguist (no muff too tuff we dive at five!) while you get your old chap noshed. Cons are that if she has a certain perfume you have to put up with it until you've finished, this is especially difficult with your nose so close to the rusty sheriff's badge.

    Scissors - Lying on her side with you straddling the lower leg, lifting up the upper leg and slipping in the horizontal instead of vertical - Cons are you get to see a great show, you can twiddle her buttons to get her off and it gives great depth to your thrust. Cons are that she has to be a bit flexible and you might end up holding the leg if she is a lazy cow, a bit more effort than doggy.

    Pile Driver - same as missionary but you lift up her legs instead of lying on top - Pros maximum pump penetration and you get to be a porn star for a while, you can use your spare hand to flick her button at the same time. Cons are you are doing all the work.

    I usually incorporate at least two in any session because just one gets to be a bit boring and without some visual stimuli I'm not likely to make it round all the fences at the Grand National.

    I've covered some basics but feel free to add your own twists and variations on a theme.
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Standing up and pulling her up and down on you. When your spouting your muck there's not better than the missionary to be fair though.
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    On the Mortuary table is best I find.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Reverse cowgirl. You do **** all work, you get a great show of her riding yer cock, and you can sit up and play with her tits if yer feelin energetic. <ok>
     
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  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    My own personal favourite gambol.

    It works well with anal as well <ok>
     
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  6. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    If it is in front of a mirror then the reverse cowgirl would make the list, looks just like a porn film! You have to have a bird with a certain level of flexibility though or else she is just resting on her hands and it looks no better than doggy.
     
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  7. gfc1234

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    Favourite Position??? Just behind the front 2
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...and ye can donkey punch her should ye feel the need.
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    As I get older, I prefer the doggy position. It takes me ages to come these days, so this enables me to rest a good book on her back and have a bit of a read during the boring middle section.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Or sit a tray on her back and use it as an ad hoc desk to do some paperwork. <ok>
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    The Princess Diana - hard, fast and against a wall.

    No but seriously I like the pile driver, hard and fast as I can muster and you can crane your neck and watch it.
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    sex is for ****s.
     
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