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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cossy, Jan 9, 2012.

  1. Cossy

    Cossy Well-Known Member

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    Keith Moon's "I'm the best Keith Moon-style drummer in the world" is a favourite, but the best that I have heard was someone's description of Boris Johnson;

    "He looked like an inside-out polar bear that had just been caught ****ing."

    What about your favourites?
     
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  2. Sam Axe

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    <laugh> Who said that?
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I heard somebody descibe Neil Lennon as a wee ginger ****.
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Frankie Boyle on Andrew lloyd webber is the best of all time. hold on till I google it

    his rebecca adlington one was good too. <laugh>
     
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  5. nufc4life

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    saints for the win ,gambol ,sam axe and toby and rebelbhoy ,we are the only gays on not 606
     
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    Someone described Christine Bleakley as looking like a cross between Olive Oyl and Mr. Ed.
     
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  7. Cossy

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    Can't rmember where Sam - one of the satirical websites I think. Damn near pissed myself, though
     
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    Frankie Boyle on andrew lloyd webber:

    <laugh>
     
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  9. Sam Axe

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    It made me burst out laughing at work so I got a few funny looks over it.
     
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    One year, Terry Wogan kept refering to the Eurovision hosts as "Dr Death and the Tooth Fairy".
     
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    A poster on the old 606 (Partick Bateman I believe) referred to a bedraggled Wayne Rooney as "looking like a dejected monkey being asked to leave a sports shop". Made me laugh anyway.
     
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