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Best Opening Line To A News Story Ever?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Aug 8, 2013.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <rofl>

    I want a pet monkey :(

    I'd definitely walk around with it high as **** after.
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Racist
     
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    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I know you won't like this - but stop acting like THE monkey on people's posts & maybe we'll take you seriously !
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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