We've probably all got rather dull jobs, hence spending so much time talking bollox on Not 606, but what would you say is the best job in the world? What would you be happy to do 8-5 for 5 days a week and get paid for?
Food writer. Getting paid top stuff your face and write a load of old guff about the restaurant. Pretty good i'd say.
My penis may be a great worker but it isn't big enough for porn so why bother even fantasising about it
My ex missus was a beauty therapist. I was denied the job of wax inspections She mainly worked mobile, but often clients would come to the house to get done if that was more convenient for them. I got barred from answering the door to them cos I'd be saying stuff like "Lip & chin, is it?" to them. Apparently it upsets them.
Some people have no sense of humour. I'd have been saying "don't you need to have lipo suction before you start worrying about waxing?"
My missus went into the local beauty salon* to get waxed the other week. I was doing the shopping and went along to meet her at a pre-arranged time...it was rammed in there so I eased my 16 st frame through the door and very loudly enquired about a back, sack and crack...the woman behind the desk was livid, the women in there waiting were horrified and the Mrs was embarrassed to ****. All in a days work. *Guaranteed to be full of fat mingers
I thought about it. Even planned out how it could be done, optimum camera angles to the waxing bed an all that
I thought porn would have been the first response! Well done for making it to the 4th reply before suggesting it!!
