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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Sep 11, 2012.

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Bananas.

    End of.
     
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    GroveRanger, Sep 11, 2012
  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Olives <ok>


    Bananas don't go with beer.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 11, 2012
  3. RAVENBLACK

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    Melons.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 11, 2012
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Tomatoes.
     
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  5. GroveRanger

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    Mate of mine went on a skiing trip and one of the girls left dinner early with a banana in her pocket, later to be found in the waste basket in her room with a condom still on it. True story. No really.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    At least she had the sense to use a condom. Widny want to catch **** rot.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 11, 2012
  7. RAVENBLACK

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    You sure you're not thinking of your boyfriend?
     
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  8. Null

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    Bananas are gay...

    Has to be a Granny Smith apple!
     
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  9. GroveRanger

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    She was 14. Mmmmmm bananas.
     
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  10. GroveRanger

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    I'll have you know my boyfriend has never been skiing. Skiing is for ****s.
     
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    Damn right - the only fruit in town
     
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    The dominant Orange.

    Everybody loves the taste of a good orange.

    FACT
     
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    <applause>

    Anyone who says otherwise is a brown botter!
     
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    Orange bastard!
     
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  15. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Ah, but Oranges are not the only fruit <lesbian>
     
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    GroveRanger, Sep 11, 2012
  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    <grr>

    Olives
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 11, 2012
  17. RAVENBLACK

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    Granny Smith apples are the preferred fruit of ****s.

    FACT
     
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    99% of people who post on an internet forum to say that melons are their preferred fruit regularly have sex with farmyard animals.

    FACT
     
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  19. charlienicholasismydad

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    Which ties in nicely with Scottish babes thread.
     
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    charlienicholasismydad, Sep 11, 2012
  20. RAVENBLACK

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    Yes and your point is?
     
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