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Best Feeling in the World

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Dec 16, 2011.

  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Letting go of a loud, cheek jiggling, stench filled fart that you have been desperately and uncomfortably holding in for an entire first date after you have dropped the girl off and said goodnight.
     
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    Sam Axe, Dec 16, 2011
  2. nufc4life

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    according to md2020 the best feeling in the world is heroin its even better than sex or so ewan mcgregor once said in trainspotting
     
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    nufc4life, Dec 16, 2011
  3. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    Putting a pint glass in some dirty Northern ponces head <ok>
     
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    TC (Lovely Geezer), Dec 16, 2011
  4. nufc4life

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    thats a scene in trainspotting aswell dafty
     
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    nufc4life, Dec 16, 2011
  5. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    That was said on Panorama by a lovely geezer a long time before trainspotting ;)

    [video=youtube;jVrvBkcCcsc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrvBkcCcsc[/video]
     
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    TC (Lovely Geezer), Dec 16, 2011
  6. greenhenky

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    I hope the date wasn't tonight? you dropped her off before 21:50 on a Friday night? did you get your Nat King? if not why not?
     
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    greenhenky, Dec 16, 2011
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    Testify <ok>
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Dec 17, 2011
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    Make sure you drink plenty of milk MD the ol` skag plays havoc with your calcium levels... I don`t personally indulge as i watched Grange hill, and Zamo took a turn for the worse... ChAng beer and buds is OK.....
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Dec 17, 2011
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    Sam`s favourite sensation is arsehole related? <Sam in bum fun confession part 2>
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Dec 17, 2011
  10. nufc4life

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    i agree ive seen nick cotton do some brown then some naughty **** in albert square
     
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    nufc4life, Dec 17, 2011

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