Best curry hoose in Edinbugger?

Dunno. I can tell you the best one's in Aberdoom though. And there are plenty.

 

Only ****s, ***gots and chutney ferrets venture into Edinburgh.

 

I know. I can't say I'm looking forward to it

 

Is this a curry with ST before the theatre?

 

no he can't go because he's vegan

 

**** knows. Go to the wee mexican on Rose St - it's decent.

The most popular curry hoose in Edinburgh probably only sells gold vegetarian curries without any rice served on an authentic girder out of a distillery or some pish.

Basically, whatever you get in Glasgow, they'll do the opposite "just cos, likesay, eh" so you'll probably get ice cream as a starter and pakora mints when you leave.

 

can you park near there bib?

 

Not that I can think of.

It's the street behind Princes St.

Taking a car into Edinburgh is about as practical as riding a shark there.

 

I thought as much

 

Just go to MacDonalds.

If you're lucky you will get a hat and a plastic dinosaur.

THE highlight of a trip to 15th Century tweeland.

 

did you know a 12" subway has more calories than 2 big macs?

 

Do you get sauce n salt in the Curry shops of the kid-on capital of Scotland?

 

I quite like salt and sauce

 

It's just wattery brown sauce. I don't mind it though.

 

is it not brown sauce with vinegar?

 

I think so.

Back to curry houses, I'm sure if you looked in the right place in Edinburgh, you could get a place where you eat your starters off of a tranny's stauner.

 

No, it's watered down broon sauce. They water it down with spunk.

 

sound's good.

where's the best in Glasgow? I quite like mother india and green chilli cafe. going to try akbar's next

 

salt and sauce ffs.

they sell that in the chippers in Little London don't they.