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Off Topic Best and Worst Dinner Party

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  1. ForestHillBilly

    ForestHillBilly Well-Known Member

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    To pass the next 28 hours, who would you invite, living or dead, to your dream/nightmare dinner party?

    Dream:Frank Carson, Ken Dodd, Chic Murray, Richard Pryor and Betty Boothroyd (in case it got out of hand).

    Nightmare: Roland Douchatelet, Donald Trump, Jeremy Corbyn, Katie Hopkins and Owen Jones. That should go well.
     
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    Dream....Susan Ann Sulley and Stiffler from American Pie.

    Nightnare....Rowan Atkinson and Squirrel Face.
     
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    First thought on Nightmare was Elfs <laugh>
     
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    Respect the thread(dirty face).
     
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    I did your a fuking nightmare <laugh><laugh>
     
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    You're.
     
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    O and a fuking (****ing) English teacher! <laugh>
     
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    Dream William Shakespeare, Dennis Potter, Marilyn Monroe, Dervla Kirwan

    Nightmare Trump, Boris, Pardew, Margaret Thatcher.
     
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    I miss Dennis Potter. No-one has stepped into the void he left.
     
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    If it was an intellectual dinner party (and I’m fortunate to have already met three of them)

    Enoch Powell. Alan Clark. Jeffrey Bernard. Margaret Thatcher. Boris Johnson.

    If it was a light hearted dinner party.

    Jim Davidson. Bernard Manning. George Cole. Kenneth Williams. Katherine Ryan :emoticon-0115-inlov

    Nightmare Dinner Party.

    Ben Hayes. Rick Everitt. Prague Addick. Bexley Boy. Jess Phillips.
     
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    No Mohammed Ali? I suppose he would dwarf anyone else.
     
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    Add Eddie Hearn to the worst list.

    I want to punch him every time I see his silly smiling face when he is sitting next to another boxer that is going to get beaten around the head whilst racking up the £'s for Hearn.
     
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    My dream dinner party guests would be Morrissey, Edward I, Sid James, Barbra Streisand and my late grandfather.

    I need more time for the nightmare list. Too many names to choose from, you see.
     
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    Sid James was great, a good shout on that one.
     
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    Your nightmare one would be a fine night. Sadly RD wouldn’t be the biggest @@@@ at the table.

    But would he rock up with taped up shoes?
     
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    nightmare : millennials.
     
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    Holly Willoughby is now on my (private)dinner party list.
     
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