* It’s not about that first kiss, it’s about that first fart! * Never trust a fart! * Never waste a stiffy! Masky
£6.90, used to buy you a lady of the night in the village of llandaff, back in the day, and you could get seconds if required! I was told that by Clingy! Masky
fk that’s a crazy price for any drink that…..let alone pop glad I’ve no interest in entering ground ever again
Always told by the older lot in the factory I work at not to put my finger anywhere that I wouldn’t put my knob there’s been a few fingers lost over the years but not mine
Masky had two stents fitted, after suffering a mild heart attack back in 2009 (ish), also because of this I was discovered to be type 2 diabetic. A bit of a shock as I never much of a drinker and never smoked also was a keen runner! The stents were fitted as it was discovered that I had a few twisted veins (genetics), also a massive one in my todge! Masky’s client at the time was one, Leader Rhodri Morgan who endured a similar situation, and we discussed it. He said to me, that consider yourself lucky, as he was, and imparted significant words of wisdom that I bear in mind to this day. “Blessed is he for whom the bell tinketh, than for he for whom the bell tolls!” Unfortunately he died soon after, apparently chasing a full fitness, nice man! Masky
ive always been told to try harder….now even my jeans rubbing against me causes an erection So yeah I admit it I’m a ****er
Aber pal, as a singer songwriter, and for a long time lover of sixties and folk rock, I sincerely believe that aforementioned Racing Cars song, could have been an all time classic! However it never worked for me….no cover artists seem to do it….a shame really! Masky
I don’t think that Aber, one a my favourite people on this forum, never a ****er in my eyes. You have the ability to laugh at yourself and it would be my pleasure to meet you one day in Aberdare, wherever the fug that is? Masky
oh I like you too…..but I’m not sure I could handle the frank Hennessy accent for long tbh anyway it’s easy to find and I’m always ready to have some social just see sign that says drugs available here
