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Bernie blows another million!

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Sooperhoop, Sep 11, 2011.

  1. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    Sooperhoop, Sep 11, 2011
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    I knew I shouldn't have cancelled my singing lessons; a nice sustained High C would test it nicely.
     
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  3. awjm

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    'I'm spending £1m on crystal meth but it's worth it'

    I think the whole family is doing it!
     
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  4. superhooper

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    I abhor violence against women, but I would punch that spoilt cow square in the grid!
     
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  5. Eamon Holmes

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    Daddy Ecclestone is trying to cheat the tax man. He doesn't want to pay millions in death duties. If he gives the money to his kids now and lives for over 5 years then the tax man can't touch it. If he keeps it, or dies within 5 years, then the taxman gets one helluva chunk of it.
     
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  6. Dave Thomas

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    He is to be frozen within 24 hours of his death like Birds Eye peas. His frozen culture will be available in all Iceland stores in Europe.
    At 250 quid for a vial demand will be high ... Look out for the product it's due out soon it's called Dwarfjuice and is the perfect addition (as a drizzle) on any side salad. The product has raised a few eyebrows as a possible side effect of the product is that you turn into a horrible c**t
     
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    She's a product of her enviroment..................A ****!!
     
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  9. rangercol

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    :grin:
     
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  10. Rangers Til I Die

    Rangers Til I Die Well-Known Member

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    He is QPR distant history. Best left forgotten.
     
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  11. Dens Hoops

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    Eamon I think that the time allowed by the tax man is 7 years
     
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  12. Eamon Holmes

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    Everything is shorter for Bernie!

    (btw you are correct)
     
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