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bernie and his money worries

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by inkedupp, Aug 11, 2011.

  1. inkedupp

    inkedupp Active Member

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    dear bernie,
    we're all concerned that cancelling this weekends fixtures would cost you and the club money but I've just come up with a brilliant plan to generate income.
    how about we get a sponsor to pay you oodles of cash to put their logo on our shirts? ya with me so far??
    then... (heres the good bit..) you sell those shirts to the fans so we can wear them at our matches???!! hey! hey! look I know it's a bit far fetched and it'll probably never catch on but I thought I'd throw it out there. let me know what you think!
    regards,
    Steve
     
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  2. Northolt-QPR

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    Must be Air Asia Steve, deal get's done when this TonyF dude arrives today.
     
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  3. KooPeeArr

    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    Love it.
     
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  4. inkedupp

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    hope so mate, theres obviously gonna be a massive waiting list as they'll prob only make a few thousand too. I think the same happened last year?
     
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  5. Ghingolo

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    come on Fernandes, don't disappoint, we need strengthening
     
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  6. LoopyR

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    Northolt, is TonyF is signing up today then? Thursday is the day?
     
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  7. qprbeth

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    I can't wait till saturday, so I can buy my program and find out if Bernie has taken up inkedupp's brillant idea. Isn't exciting being a QPR fan. Bet other teams don't get this sort of fun....bet it's all very boring out there.
    OOhh aren't we lucky
     
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  8. inkedupp

    inkedupp Active Member

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    @qprbeth, tell uncle bernie I want a cut of the profits! give him a big hug from me! xx lol
     
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  9. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    Will do!
    Ever thought about going on Dragon's Den. They like people like you with off-the-wall wacky ideas that "may" make money
     
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  10. inkedupp

    inkedupp Active Member

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    lol lol i want £100m for 60% projected losses for the next 10 years and we still haven't paid off the loan we got about 10 years ago! think it's a goer?
     
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  11. queenslandrangers

    queenslandrangers Well-Known Member

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    why be nice to fans that not there way
     
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  12. BrixtonR

    BrixtonR Well-Known Member

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    Just received Bernie's reply to Inke-Steve's innovative business suggestion. (Sent to me 'cos Northolt was out... )

    Dear Wotsyaname,

    Don't talk to me about that football club I own. Fabio is my ideas man. Logos on football shirts? Sell the shirts to the low life fans? Don't make me laugh (that'd be easier on a botox bandit), it's hard enough getting fifty quid a match out of those scum.

    Now if you don't mind, I'm busy (sucking my lemon).

    Yours never

    Sir Bernie
     
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  13. inkedupp

    inkedupp Active Member

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    lol lol lol
    my grovelling apology sir bern, I wont trouble you again.. sorry again!
     
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