""""""""""""" 26/11/2012 by West London Sport New QPR manager Harry Redknapp may look to sign Darren Bent, The Independent say. The striker, who is out of favour at Aston Villa, played under Redknapp at Tottenham. And it is suggested that Redknapp could target him in January along with Spurs defender Michael Dawson. Related West London Sport story: Rangers chiefs hopeful of Dawson deal Meanwhile, the Daily Mirror report that Redknapp intends to use the loan market when the transfer window opens. It is based on an interview with QPR Player, in which he said: âYou canât just keep loading up the squad with more and more players. If things donât go right then youâre in trouble. Weâll be looking at one or two loans in January. Thereâs a decent enough squad here.â """"""""""""""
That would be Lampard's granny, who is currently homeless, unfortunately. Still, she could be worth a go....;-)
Harry MAY also look to sign Lionel Messi, it doesn't mean he will. And in answer to the OP, no, I'm not bent.