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  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Have a difficult decision to make. Wondering if could get some input from posters on here.

    Let’s just say that if Person A makes certain arrangements with Persons B and C and Persons B and C don’t turn up on time how should Person A react?

    Should Person A

    1. Get angry and shout.

    2. Just patiently wait as Persons B and C are usually late.

    3.Laugh it off as Persons B and C are a good laugh.

    4. Buy a Flag.

    5. Go shopping

    6.Other

    Look forward to seeing your comments and suggestions.
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    6. Other.

    other being all of the above
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    7. Beelin’
     
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  4. Obi Wan

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    OTHER:
    Flounce off shopping in a strop.
    Buy a flag to help calm self down.
    Then meet B & C for a pint because they are a good laugh.
    Then have more pints with B & C.
    Then have more pints with B, C, D & E.
    Watch match.
    After game, leave B & C to it and fook off home because you are at full alcohol capacity and now walking like bambi.
    <cheers>
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Name B and C. Clearly you are A. Name 'em!
     
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  6. Magdad

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    Now no expert on the subject that Trev is referencing here in this hypothetical example, but guessing

    A) Chippy
    B) Me
    C) Obi
    D) Trev
    E) Hung

    <whistle>
     
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  7. Rum & Black for 2

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    I couldn't really comment...
    <cough>
    <cough>
     
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    Your walk was more of a mincey ‘I’ve pooed my bloomers’ type of walk from memory.. on the same stage later on a lass had her tits out
     
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    poor Trev…
     
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  10. Magdad

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    Your going to let the secret out the bag at this rate <cheers>

    vinceandsteph.gif
     
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    What are persons y and z doing ?
     
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    Y is setting up a poll to see if we'll win the cup, while Z is getting ready to receive cock as a noble self sacrifice to ensure we do win the cup.
     
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    Erm no actually I just thought he might have more chance with the ugliest birds on his list quite frankly
     
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    Yep, that's them. <laugh>
     
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    We surely need to know more about the people to make a decision....ie are they all good mates?

    If person A is a right **** and is always horrible to B and C, he should realise he owes them a bit of leeway and not get annoyed.

    If person A is lovely and B and C are always right ****s, A should consider whether it is really worth hanging around with these guys as they're late as well as ****s.

    If A, B and C are all best mates, they should just laugh it off and B and C both buy A a beer to make up for it next time.

    It A, B and C are a throuple and A has tried to arrange a kinky all-weekend ****fest, then B and C should be mindful to the effort that goes into organising such an event.
     
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    That's a very good point you make. :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Person A should try and find out why Person B and C are late.
     
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    I’d just smash A B and C with a purple dildo over the head repeatedly.
     
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    Three options.

    1. Still having breakfast

    2. Still having breakfast AND a pint

    3. Having a pint first before meeting up with A
     
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    Person B is the type of **** that phoned person A this morning from a withheld number and put a fake voice on pretended he was the box office offering person A a cup final ticket <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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