As it's quiet on here another off topic subject... Can anyone remember or recall the the time when you've been the most 'drunk' ever ? or have any amusing stories or embarrassing situations that you've been in when being totally inebriated - I kinda remember the time when I was incredibly and totally wrecked... I was in my late teens, I went to The Daphne Wine Festival in Greece (I'd spent my youth hitch hiking, travelling and working around Europe) - I spent this whole particular day quaffing an inordinate amount of of Retsina as-served in cheap glass carafes whilst enjoying myself in the hot Greek sunshine. I was relatively new to consuming alcohol my daft logic was that the wine was as refreshing as water ... I can only recall being rudely woken up by some Australian lass after what I reckon I'd being carried/turfed out of the vine- yard compound in the early hours - this Australian girl had her fingers buried in my throat encouraging me to be sick (obviously she'd took pity on me) - I was duly sick as a dog, I reckon I could have held the world at the time record for projectile vomiting ... I was incredibly ill for days afterwards, in bed what seemed like umpteen days - the aftermath was I couldn't face wine for many years afterwards just the smell made me gag - I've obviously been pissed numerous time since but that time in Greece was the worse I'd ever been. What's the 'worse for wear' you've been?
I do have one story that I would not dare say on here...However, some of things I can remember and can tell are streaking on a campsite in the South of France and getting us kicked off the campsite. Another one was walking back to Ryhope after being clubbing in town and when i got approached by a pack of dogs barking at me, I got on my hands and knees and started barking back at them..
I spent 3 years at university so I've gotten myself in some fantastic States. One involved taking a shortcut through a building site & when trying to get out the other side fell off a fence into some bramble bushes. Revisited the building site days later (sober) and how I didn't end up in some random house's foundations I'll never know. Edit: was picking thorns out my skin for days later.
Remember going to Greece with our lass and being warned not to drink the cocktails in certain bars as the spirits were a bit dodgy but no this didn't put our lass off as they were less than half price so she spent the rest of the holiday under a sun shade under a beach towel just groaning and telling me she wanted to die, I had a cracking holiday by the way.
being a non drinker, religious person, i never over induldged in all those hols in greece. heathens, taking advantage of cheap booze, and scantily clad slapppers....i cast my holy book in your general direction.
I remember being at the Barbary Coast club in the early 1980's when I had an argument with the lass I was engaged to at the time and she went home..After a couple of more hours drinking I started to feel guilty so got a taxi to her house where she lived with her parents and one of her brothers. After she ignored, or didn't hear the soil I was chucking at her window I decided to borrow some bricks from next door who were carrying out some building work. I built them up high enough for me to be able to jump up and grab the overhang above the front door and then pull myself up which gave me access to her bedroom window. after braying on the window for a bout a minute I saw a light come on in the hallway behind the front door. I then dangled my legs back over the overhang in order to let myself down, when all of a sudden someone grabbed my legs and said "got you ya bastard". I then let myself down lower to see that it was her dad who had my legs and her brother had a double barreled shot gun pointed straight at me. I think I was so pissed that I didn't realise how serious it could have been at the time, but we all had a bloody good laugh about it later..
im the last one that should comment on a drunk thread mate... some of our undistinguesed member have a problem with it, and use it as a rather lame put down. ive got a boat load of stories...but will only be vilified by some, just cos i can.
these stories are the ones i can put in print..I do have a beauty that I done when pissed but could never put it on a public forum..
Everyone will have a drunken tale to tell Comm. Not everyone likes to admit they can't take their drink. I hate getting drunk nowadays but got absolutely bolloxed a couple of years ago and nearly killed myself trying to get home. The missus was spitting blood and guts for days. A word to the wise. Just because you can do something sober during the day doesn't mean you can do the same thing bolloxed at night.
Nowadays as much as I like alcohol - I hate being drunk, so I never get so drunk as it takes me ages to recover - probably 8 or 10 years ago was last time that I was really stupidly hammered, so 2 or 3 good strong beers is enough for me - any-more than that I just feel like crap the next day- or just a bottle of wine during an whole evening relaxing, and with spirits no more than 2 or 3 shots during a 'session' - must be an age thing or common sense finally catching up
Halloween a few years back, woke up on the bonnet of a car pissed myself. Needed to get back to my mates so got an Irish bird to pay for a cab lol. Smoked some dope with her. A great blowie and a shag later! I was a very happy fella. She had a wedding to go to in the morning which I made her very late for ra ha ha
5 guinnesses is my limit now. More than that and I'm gonna suffer the next day. Never been into spirits. It horrifies me how much spirits are drunk by kids these days. I love a glass of red and I slowly filled the wine racks before Christmas. Haven't touched a drop yet! Should've saved my money
