the orange sized satsuma http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-401606/Prepare-unpeel-super-sized-satsuma.html
JESUS CHRIST! i saw the title and thoughT "a satsuma the size of an orange, but it wont be, it never is" then; BAM! ORANGE SIZED SATSUMAS!
You might be wasting your time. The article was written in August 2006. They may be a bit over-ripe by now
i dont think some of the other customers understood why i was staring at the oranges muttering "you bastards" in tesco last night