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Behave Brenda, let the lad progress

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by weararedbonnet, Aug 7, 2014.

  1. weararedbonnet

    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    You have to feel sorry for the guy, reduced to tears to get out of Liverpool.



    http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footb...ers-tearful-daniel-agger-4002143#.U-PPNrXDwhk

    I mean, things must be really bad for a grown man to be reduced to tears to get out of Liverpool, but there is a hidden agenda

    1. If he moves on, he can cancel the weekly standing order for replacement wheel trims
    2. Doesn't have to worry about his house being burgled every time he's picked to play
    3. His kids won't grow up with that horrible scouse accent.
    4. Houses in Barcelona tend to have swimming pools

    So be a good chap Brenda, let the lad have some quality in his life
     
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  2. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    So they let a reporter into the dressing room to see Agger cry and ask to leave? Nah didnt think so



    Only one I see crying is you on a daily fecking basis <laugh> <ok>
     
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    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    LOL, take an aspirin doc, it really does help. Comfy camped in the tent tonight?
     
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    I know what you mean. Maybe he didn't realise that all he had to do to get a move was bite a few people at strategic points in his career?
     
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    Agger>Vermaelen - And you know it :)
     
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    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    so much for the lad being honest Swarbs. Bit unfair that he would have to consider such drastic moves though
     
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    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    Whoa there doc, I said ASPIRIN, not glue sniffing. Chill out
     
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    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    Not sure why that's anything for you to be chuffed about as he waves goodbye to Anfield on the way to Barca...
     
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    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    Not sure we need a player into self abuse Swarbs. Hasn't he got the initials for "you'll never w*nk alone " tattooed on his digits?
     
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    Seriously? That the best you can do? You sound like the teenagers off JA
     
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    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear Doc, we are a tad touchy tonight. But nothing changes does it, its OK to ridicule every other team, but once anyone has a go at the mighty Liverpool, it all becomes childish. No idea whats upset you tonight, it can't be a leaky tent, the weathers superb.
     
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    Im sound but thanks for your concern


    Im just amazed a grown man can type You'll never w**k alone as a wum-humour attempt. I really am
     
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    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    Whatever, as the saying goes doc, if you can't take it, don't dish it out
     
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    Its right for him to leave


    Are you happy with this signing if you do it? Most Arsenal fans dont seem to care but everything ive read reckons he'll do well in your formation, when hes not injured like <whistle>
     
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    It is more of a "Spurs Board" kind of comment- but I think they are mostly teens on that forum anyway so they can get away with it.
     
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  16. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Oh I can take it, we have to take it from everyone on this forum nowdays. You should know as your slimey trail is left on all the anti LFC threads on other pages but really Im not arsed.


    Plenty of decent posters on the Utd board so if you dont mind not wearing my digits out anymore I'll thank you
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Its a weird comment coming from an older man thats for sure. Hey ho, each to their own!
     
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    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    Oh please doc forgive me. How dare I say naughty things about your wonderful team. considered my knuckles rapped
     
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    We're Liverpool, not Agger FC <grr>
     
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  20. weararedbonnet

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    careful know, you did say you didn't want to wear your digits out.
     
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