Off Topic Beetroot chips, ringpieces and a stained bog roll

yes it's OT.

But....

Don't eat any of those Tyrells vegetable crisps or beetroot chips which you can get at Jury's Inns.



You end up.. in the morning... thinking you are pissing blood.

And they sting the hoop later on.

Very worrying.

Even worse if you then dab your nether regions to check with a bog roll. Quite alarming.

Just my bit of community service to you lads and lasses.

 

Beetroot and aspargus.

A combination to make one really worry the day after...

 

Beetroot chips!? You on a diet!?

 

Nothing compared to a night on the wheat beer!

 

You deserve it for eating $hit like that

 

Is it only the ones in Jurys Inn? How are the ones in the Hilton?

 

Posh bastard.

 

Sorry! What about Premier Inn then?
For things that make your piss stink try Petai Beans. Good for just about everything and excellent for that.

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I bet those beetroot stains look good on your stinking mustard chinos.

 

When I come over to stay you can let me sample them.

 

Tie dyed effect.