Been asked for advice

One of the many birds I've been shagging just turned round and told me about her facebook. Apparently a guy who looks "not dis-similar" to Charlie Adam keeps adding her on facebook. She's rejected it at least 20 times but he just keeps on adding her. He's sent her a private message titled "love poem" but she's afraid to open it.

How should she get this weird **** to take the hint?

 

I did wonder how long it would take

 

One of the many birds I've been shagging -

ML - Their like moths to a ****in light bulb with you

 

This is the type of Shag bird he's on about though. He thought he could confused us by saying he get's his hair pie off loads of shags. What he really means is he's an avid fan of the Pied Shag

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looks like a junky penguin

 

Junky Penguin....another good name for a band.