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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Mar 29, 2012.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Bought a used car last weekend from a guy in glasgow. Let's call it a P reg green vw polo. Guy seemed reasonable enough despite the ugg boots and feature wall around his industrial unit. I Was driving up to Aberdeen the other day to visit my brother and make his burd feel uneasy, car got so hot the engine cut out. Mechanic tells me the cylinder head gasket is ****ed and seems to have been for a while repairs are more than I paid for the car. The **** who sold me it refuses to take a refund so I am preparing to sue the prick. <grr>
     
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  2. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    He had ugg boots on, you should have known.
     
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  3. Trypsin-1

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    i bought my car for 450 quid <ok>
     
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  4. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Mine was 500. I love **** cars. So much more fun than expensive ones. <ok>
     
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  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> Did he ask if ye were a timmy before he sold you it?
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    What a Rocket <laugh>

    <whistle>
     
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  7. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I nicked my car.
     
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  8. Trypsin-1

    Trypsin-1 Active Member

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    Mine's a silver VW Golf <ok>

    am not sure if it's real silver or not though
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    I've got a green VW Polo :cheesy:
     
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  10. Go Go Yellowscreen

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    Whooopeee.
     
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  11. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Its actually a y reg Suzuki liana<racingpedigree>


    Spoke to citizens advice, they say take him to the cleaners. :bandit:
     
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  12. Trypsin-1

    Trypsin-1 Active Member

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    tell him you'll kick his **** in if he don't give you a grand ASAP

    if he takes ye on then do the 'gazelle'
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Did this guy look a bit like John Brown (the one who used to play for Rangers, not the one who tried to free the slaves)?
     
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  14. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    mair like jimmy bone
     
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  15. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Theres alot to be said for turning up at someones door with a crew of heavies
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I agree. <whistle>
     
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I'm quite heavy, and I'll batter anyone for a bucket of KFC and 8 Stellas <ok>
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Hmm, KFC and 8 Stellas eh? I may have a job for you, you are certainly a lot cheaper than those 10 Pikeys I normally hire.
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I may have sold myself a little short there. Throw in a bag of fun-sized Snickers and 20 Richmond superking and you've got a deal <ok>
     
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