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Beel/Beelin?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Disco down under, Nov 19, 2013.

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I'm afraid I'm banned for mocking Sunderland's love of incest pre-derby. The Mackem Effect took a particularly dim view of it. But then again, he is dim. I would appeal to his wife to make him see reason, but I've heard he has a large extended family, so the "needle - haystack" situation springs to mind.
     
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  2. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    I think you may need to work on your people skills mate. No offense meant or anything but considering you've tried to label me as a hardcore gay porn connoisseur, having never spoken to each other before, they need working on.

    I'm sure if you leave hardcore gay porn or incest out of any future conversation you'd be welcome back.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What's Cest gotta do with the price of fish like?
     
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  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Or maybe Sunderland needs a substantial dose of laughing gas if you lot can't get an actual sense of humour...
     
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  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    <laugh> Everybody is in-Cest <laugh>
     
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    Yuk, we don't wish to know that!
     
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    Sorry mate, I think a lot of people find incest jokes to be in quite bad taste.

    We're not from Norfolk.
     
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  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    If you're in-cest there's definitely a bad taste
     
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    I'm never going to offer an argument contrary to that statement.
     
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    Why am I thinking 'duelling banjos' :)
     
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    Why did I google "Duelling banjos"... And why is my search engine so dirty I didn't get a hit involving actual banjos.
     
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    The film 'deliverance'.... Squeal piggy squeal <laugh>
     
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    Rep for disco
     
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    Ripped you earlier today fella.
     
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    Rep to bribe you to turn a blind eye when I steal a book tomorrow PM.
     
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    "Rep" is a term of endearment. 100% it means he's coming on to you. You must get naked and wait for him in the bath. To not do so would be insulting in our culture.
     
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    I didn't see nothing. The brightness of his chinos blinded me officer...
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    How did a thread about Beel end up at dueling banjos? No wonder we haven't had many new posters. <laugh>

    Disco - Beelin is basically rage (impotent in many cases). For example on a night out someone may comment "Disco will be beelin tomorrow morning when he finds out that JPF has roofied his drink"
     
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    <laugh>!
     
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    <rofl> succinctly put, especially the impotent bit
     
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