http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/health/newsid_7507000/7507037.stm she can sit next to the inevitable bird-in-the-wheelchair candidate then get tae **** when it gets serious
she'll be a walking spunk bucket i got lamped once when i was pished because i was chatting to some bloke who was talking about his mrs, i asked where they met and he said in the army, i replied "i bet she knows how to **** then". BAM. what a fanny