Transfer Rumours Beckham

LAD

Matth’s thread to follow.

 

What's he done now? Is it going to remove any stigma from anything? Should he have told his parents first?

 

Smashed his kid’s teacher. Now she’s up the duff with a golden meal ticket baby.

 

This could be the biggest social media bullshit since Trumps last rant.

 

Seems like an odd thing to post this morning, if there's any truth in this:

 

It's not like it's the first woman he's cheated on her with. She's probably used to it and doesn't bother her.

 

She's probably at it herself, if he's putting it about.

 

Posh probably has a fanny like a labourer's glove, I'd rather **** a warm egg butty.

 

I’m sure it does bother her, she put ‘brand Beckham’ before his infidelity last time it made the headlines, but everyone has their limits.

If he has pupped another bird, then I think that’d take some getting past, as they’re be no denying it if it went public.

 

Fairly certain she’s used the sunroof delivery and kept her box intact.

 

Plasterers radio mate.

 

You'd rather **** a Plasterer's radio?

 

Ok, that one went over your head. Try a minge like a stab wound in a gorilla's back.

 

The example you gave is usually used to describe a sluts face, not her fanny and besides I wasn't going for that, a labourers glove is dry and dusty ffs, it's not the same when you have to explain to slow mongos is it?

 

Well you heard wrong young Mongo also the expression isn't suitable 'a labourers glove'. Try drier than a nun's chuff.

 

Try bringing yourself out of the seventies you boring wet fart.

 

Rattled

 

I've never found Posh to be particularly attractive. Would have thought someone as famous as Beckham could have done better.

 

Seriously. I've been flat out on a framework for a huge build and the last thing I need today is a squabble over what Posh's fanny looks like

I need chill time!

 

I suspect it looks like the mouth of an angry old sailor that is missing all his teeth.