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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 29, 2018.

  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Been the in thing for a few years now, have never had one but thinking of letting one grow.

    Anyone have one? My stubble gets itchy as **** does oil stop that?
     
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  2. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Beards hide weak chins...

    Wish the fad would die off ...

    Guy in my work has a pube type beard. Not full , all curly and patchy but persists ...looks like a *****
     
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  3. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Youd look like Gerry Adams if ye grew one
     
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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I am partial to a wee goatee now and again. Widne go for the full bhoona though. Far too itchy.
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    The itch is what kills me.

    Don't mind a face full of fanny though.
     
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  6. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member
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    ****ing beards.
    Every ****er seems to be growing one. Every day there is someone else with a ****ing beard. Haven't seen Hollyoaks for a while and low and behold, Steven has a beard, then I noticed smooth faced Tony has grown one and of all people the queer smooth faced solicitor has got one. FFS what is up with all these sheep? Do they think it makes them more attractive to women?
     
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  7. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Beards are for hipster ****ers
     
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  8. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I’ve got a beard, I’ve had it on and off for about 10 years now.

    Too lazy to shave basically
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    It’s too late now. Growing a beard at this point would be like buying a Prius just as everyone else realises they’re ****.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Soul patch for this bluesman.


    Nice.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    btw my record is 10 days without a shave, drove me ****ing bonkers, far too itchy.
     
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  12. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    I grow one when I'm away. Shave it off when I'm home.
     
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  13. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    I look like a werewolf with alopecia when trying to grow one...

    I got as far as a month ...

    The itchy period lasts about a week
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Merkins.
     
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  15. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I've been growing this bad boy for over 6 years now.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Far too much grey, I mean blonde, in my beard these days so it is clean shaved for this non-hirsute citizen. I've even taken to the skin fade hair do to get shot of the salt & pepper around the temples.

    The full beard and waxed tache is a bit too Hoxton for me, part of the trend that started about 10 years ago with beards, old-school tattoos and waistcoats. I think it sprung out of the skinny jeans phase but hipsters got tired of being compared to anorexic teenage girls so thought they'd macho up a bit and grow whiskers and look butch with sailor tattoos. Still look like c.unts though.
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Beardless:

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    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I've gone all Dashell Hammet
     
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    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    The wee man
     
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