Always hated this beard trend where every **** had one. I'm more into a smooth experience. Anyway enough of the porn. I'm going to grow a beard and at this time of year you can do some charity thing. However that's a load of nonsense so I'm not doing it for some charity you can do that anytime you feel the need. The "fam " (think that's right) are not happy but I'm doing it anyway. So appearance wise I have a skinhead and I'm quite a big lad (oh yes) so what type of beard? Scruffy man beard is what I'm thinking, Mrs luv may leave.
Have you just ripped off a post of mine from last week you thief! OK I've had a beard for a few years ever since I did that Movember bollox, except I wasn't going to grow just a tash as that's just ****ing creepy in this day and age. So grew a beard... and always kept it on Level 2 of my beard trimmer which is 2mm longer than a regular stubble, and genuine hit with the ladies. However I've recently decided to go full guerilla mode, a Che Guevaro if you will. However it was tough going as I had to go through the SECOND phase of itchiness. And you HAVE to be prepared for that Luv. The first itchy phase is when you get past the stubble. But **** me mate, that second phase takes a lifetime to get through, where the bastard hairs curls round and come back to attack you like some sort of warped homing guided missile. Anyway it's taken a little over a week and I've made it out the other side. Thing is I'm not a patient man, and after all that I may trim the ****er now
Use beard oil to stop the itching which is caused by the hair drying out. Beard oil replaces the natural oils that have dried out, and then you won't itch.
I used to have a beard. I wouldn't mind growing another. Trouble is little kids will start chasing me down the street this time of year!...
My cousin has the full on Henry VIII / ZZ Top ginger, monster beard thing going on. It's made him a minor celebrity in some circles, particularly his circle of friends.
I just use the lady juices mate (ding dong) but I appreciate the suggestion. Tbh it doesn't usually itch at all, I've had it for about 3 yrs now.
Kung fu beard aka long skinny beard, on your chin only, that you can twist around with your finger to look cool.
I ****ing hate beards, which made my recent decision to grow a ****er a real paradox The first week I felt a **** with it, now I just look a ****
I usually have a full beard but shaved a few weeks back. Balls to over grooming and trimming right angles into them to make these daft hair cubes sitting on their chin, running around with lumber jack shirts and a top shop man bags or these stupid craig david goaties with diamante iphones and diamond stud earring. Just grow a normal beard with tash and keep it tidy.
I like beards, depends on how well you groom it. but I've got no time for hipster Kant beards. They **** me off. I been rocking beards, goatee and sexy stubbles for over 20 years. No bitches had time for me then. Always I like a man with a smooth face. Now them same hoes be rating Hipster Kant beards...which may i add, remind me of hilly billy beards.
My beard brings all the hoes to the yard, And there like, Its better than yours, Damn right its better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge
I was going to suggest Luv go for a top knot, aka **** cut, aka horrible hipster hair, to go with his new beard... But he said in the OP he was a bald bastard so I didn't go down the hipster route I don't think fat and bald works with hipster Luv
I've been past the man itchy bastard stage twice and I then looked like Roy Keane so got shot anyway. I range from a decent three day shadow to a healthy stubble, depending on how I set the trimmer up. Treat myself to a shave about four times a year. When I do it takes years off me but I just can't be arsed to be a daily shaver. I think men should have hair on our faces anyway, that's why it grows there.
... gotta remember these pair are Northerners ... they lack a lot of sophistication ... they tend to dress either in shell suits or as a clone of Keith Lemon ... they'll just assume that 'beard oil' is for 'southern pansies' ... your suggestion is, however, deserving of merit ... just needs 'tweaking' for its' audience ... I'll help ... "Here tha goes lad,.rub this int beard like..." please log in to view this image
I use beard oil every morning, very good stuff. I've had a beard for about 9 months. I was planning to get a bin laden style, but it didn't quite go to plan so ended up with a mid length tidy beard. I must say far too many jumped on the hip long beard trend. So many fatty's walking around with a 'trendy' beard and a massive vapouriser, usually wearing some kind of ****ty hat.
It's not just for itching mate, you'll be surprised at the difference, makes it smooth and gives it a really nice aroma. #bitgay
